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  • CaliaCalia
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  • santuzzasantuzza
    Posts: 572
    LOLZ needed:
    Post edited by santuzza at 2009-10-25 03:32:00
  • Hehe! But why doesn't it show up as a photo? It's just a link?
    Post edited by ljowen123 at 2009-10-27 20:45:27
  • Oh, whoopsie :) Thanks!
  • ljowen123ljowen123
    Posts: 3105
  • That would be Miss Sake!
  • I thought so.....wasnt totally sure! hahaha
  • MyloMylo
    Posts: 879
    hehehe. These are too funny.
  • This isnt a LOL....but it was a good laugh! ahhaha

    To God -- From, The Dog

    Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

    Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

    Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?

    Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

    Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

    Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

    Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

    Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember - to be a good dog.

    1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

    2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

    3. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.. neither are laps.

    4. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

    5. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

    6. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.

    7. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet

    8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

    9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

    10. I will not throw up in the car.

    11. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

    12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. And, finally, My last question . .

    Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
  • sunyatasunyata
    Posts: 8589
  • Glad someone liked it. I LOL'd when I read it. I could totally see Honey asking some of those questions.

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